comedycentral:

"Spreading democracy in the Middle East is so hard. Maybe we shouldn’t have done it Second Amendment first." -Jon Stewart

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fallontonight:

James Franco and Jimmy play 5-Second Summaries and have to guess movies based on five second clues!

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES


LMAOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT. And also the first time when the mother saw Ted.

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LMAOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT. And also the first time when the mother saw Ted.

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Niagara falls.

Niagara falls.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

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Life is about teaching our younger the difference between good and evil.

Life is about teaching our younger the difference between good and evil.

punjaban101:

#polastpossy #patolapossy #patolamagnet #gabroosnatcher #polast #eyebrowgame #jawani #bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #Ihadgulabjamuntoday #andyoudidnt #imawinner

punjaban101:

#polastpossy #patolapossy #patolamagnet #gabroosnatcher #polast #eyebrowgame #jawani #bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #Ihadgulabjamuntoday #andyoudidnt #imawinner

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acbranch:

I’m literally crying

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